Me: “How is it that you can’t do 48 minus 30?”
kid: “Because 48 is bigger than 30.”
Me: “Yes, it has to be. If you had 48 dollars and I took 30 away, how many dollars would be left?
kid: -staring-
Me: “If you had 48 pieces of cake and I ate 30 of them, how many pieces of would be left?”
kid: -staring-
Me: “If I had just 48 brain cells left, and then I lost 30 of them while trying to do math with you, how many brain cells would I have left?”
kid: “Ha ha ha. Very funny.” (finally writes answer on paper)
Got any True Confessions to share today? Â It’s Go Time.
[mashshare]